The Break-In part 1

So today has been an interesting day. So I didn't go to bed until late last night and I figured I was going to sleep much longer than my alarm (set for 9:22) intended. This morning around 8:30 I was awakened by the sound of banging. I woke up with a start. If you know me, you know I sleep with music on, so my first reaction was 'holy snapdragons (as is my strange new catch phrase) what is wrong with my tablet'. I then realized that the noise was WAY too loud to be any mouth function with pookey (my tablet). I'm pretty sure the whole house was actually shaking... So I drag my sorry butt out of bed (remeber it's like 8:30 which is very early in the morning for me) and go over to my door. I open it and peek out. (See my door is directly across from the back door and we have very big windows and a french door thing. So when I peek out of my door I am looking straight onto the back pourch) What I saw was about the last thing I excpected to see. I saw two guys (they were under 18. I'd say they were about 16, 17) on the back pourch. But they weren't just standing there. No that'd be too easy. They were litarly trying to kick the door down. Well one of them was, the other was standing behind him looking stupid. This is the guy I saw. I'd like to say I did something heroic here like threaten the guys with my impressive sword, or grabed the bow and arrows i hope to one day own and intentionally missed and grazed one of their ears in an attempt to scare them off but I did nothing of the such. I didn't even call 911... I did what any small child with a cell phone would do... I called my mommy.